“Football Wisdom”

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This little list of “Football Wisdom” has been lying around on my desk for some time now, getting moved from one neat little pile of papers to another neat little pile of papers, and so on. So I thought I would share this with you so I can permanently file this list in the 24 inch filing can to my right. As a disclaimer I want to note that this is not my work or my list, and I’m not quite sure who to credit it to. With all that being said sit back and enjoy these words of football wisdom.

FOOTBALL WISDOM
“At Georgia Southern, we don’t cheat. That costs money and we don’t have any.”
Erk Russell, Georgia Southern.

“Football is only a game. Spiritual things are eternal. Nevertheless Beat Texas.”
Seen on a church sign in Arkansas prior to the 1969 game.

“After you retire, there’s only one big event left……and I ain’t ready for that.”
Bobby Bowden—Florida State

“The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.”
Lou Holtz—Arkansas

“When you win, nothing hurts.” Joe Namath—Alabama

“Motivation is simple. You eliminate those who are not motivated.” Lou Holtz—Arkansas

“If you want to walk the heavenly streets of gold, you gotta know the password, “Roll, tide, roll!”
Bear Bryant—Alabama

“A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall.”
Frank Leahy—Notre Dame

“There’s nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.”
Woody Hayes—Ohio State

“I don’t expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation.” Bob Devaney—Nebraska

“In Alabama, an atheist is someone who doesn’t believe in Bear Bryant.”
Wally Butts—Georgia

“You can learn more character on the two-yard line than anywhere else in life.”
Paul Dietzel—LSU

“It’s kind of hard to rally around a math class.” Bear Bryant–Alabama

“No, but you can see it from here.”
Lou Holtz—Arkansas…When asked if Fayetteville was the end of the world.

“I make my practices real hard because if a player is a quitter, I want him to quite in practice, not a game.”…….Bear Bryant—Alabama

“There’s one sure way to stop us from scoring-give us the ball near the goal line.”
Marty Bell—SMU

“Lads, you’re not to miss practice unless your parents died or you died.”
Frank Leahy—Notre Dame

“I never graduated from Iowa, but I was only there for two terms-Truman’s and Eisenhower’s.”
Alex Karras—Iowa

“My advice to defensive players: Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in a bad humor.”
Bowden Wyatt—Tennessee

“I could have been a Rhodes Scholar, except for my grades.”
Duffy Daugherty—Michigan State

“Always remember…..Goliath was a 40-point favorite over David.”
Shug Jordan—Auburn

“They cut us up like boarding house pie. And that’s real small pieces.”
Darrell Royal—Texas

“Show me a good and gracious loser, and I’ll show you a failure.”
Knute Rockne—Notre Dame

“They whipped us like a tied-up goat.”
Spike Dykes—Texas Tech

“I asked Darrell Royal, the coach of the Texas Longhorns, why he didn’t recruit me and he said:
“Well, Walt, we took a look at you and you weren’t any good.”
Walt Garrison—Oklahoma State

“Son, you’ve got a good engine, but your hands aren’t on the steering wheel.”
Bobby Bowden—Florida state

“Football is not a contact sport—it is a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.”
Duffy Daugherty

After USC lost 51-0 to Notre Dame, his post-game message to his team:
“All those who need showers, take them.”
John McKay—USC

“If lessons are learned in defeat, our team is getting a great education.”
Murray Warmath—Minnesota

“The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb.
To be a back, you only have to be dumb.” Knute Rockne—Notre Dame

“Oh, we played about like three tons of buzzard puke this afternoon.”
Spike Dykes—Texas Tech

“It isn’t necessary to see a good tackle. You can hear it.”
Knute Rockne—Notre Dame

“We live one day at a time and scratch where it itches.”
Darrell Royal—Texas

“We didn’t tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking.”
John McKay—USC

“Three things can happen when you throw the ball, and two of them are bad.”
Darrell Royal—University of Texas

“I’ve found that prayers work best when you have big players.”
Knute Rockne—Notre Dame

“Gentleman, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.”
John Heisman

Enjoy the rest of the season!!!